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3 Facts About Dangos

Fact Number 1: Dangos are inanimated, they don’t freaking hop around like in the Clannad ED. If they were really to come alive and do that, the world would have ended.

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The Dango is a Lie

Fact Number 2: They don’t have families. There’s no freaking DANGO DAIKAZOKU !!! There is no Baby Dango, and there are no Parent Dangos either.

Fact Number 3: They are meant to be eaten, not to be fantasized over how cute they are. Each time you fantasize over a dango, think about that starving poor kid somewhere in Africa. Your fantasies will come to an end after that.

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美味しいそう、いただきます!!!

The next time I hear a person in real life saying, “Awww… Dango, so CUTE!!!”, I swear I’ll consume a dango right in his/her face.

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18 Responses to “3 Facts About Dangos”


  1. 1 0ne

    Dango with the salty miso sauce is yucky. i rather have it plain

  2. 2 Lupus

    OMG DANGOS SO KEWT!

  3. 3 DS

    Clearly there are two types of dangos, the ones you eat and the ones with families that hop around. They are different entities entirely, sharing only the same name.

  4. 4 DrmChsr0

    Dango also means the bidrigging involved with government projects.

    OSHI MAFIA DANGO FAMILY D: :V orz

  5. 5 Warpshadow

    OH my god those dangos have a stick right through them. You are showing me impaled dango corpses on your blog. I am in despair.

  6. 6 e-jump

    LOL true.
    I prefer my foodz in my plate/stick staying still

  7. 7 Adun

    I’m feeling hungry for dangos….

  8. 8 IKnight

    Dang!

    Oh . . .

  9. 9 Sylon Beta

    Dangos actually are pretty good to eat. When I went to Kyoto, I remember having some green tea flavored dangos for a meal. Delicious. And cute. Basically, they taste like chewy glutinous rice balls.

    I still have an unopened box of dangos from that same store lying around. Pity, though, I couldn’t find the traditional tri-colored ones.

  10. 10 double

    One > Plain Dangos are a nice snack.

    Lupus, DS > LIES!!!

    DrmChsr0 > OSHI-

    Warpshadow > Cry moar!

    e-jump > Food jumping around is a matter of grave concern.

    Adun > Let’s eat some dangos

    Iknight > Eat them.

    Sylon Beta > Yes they are. But apparently, some people prefer to fantasize over dangos instead.

  11. 11 l-lawliet

    Actually, i think the majority fantasize over girls that fantasize dango instead.

  12. 12 Fox

    I could’ve sworn I saw a family dango the other day. Little baby dango’s were hopping around and everything. And the papa dango had a mustache. True story.

  13. 13 IcyStorm

    I could use some dango right about now… *runs to the store*

  14. 14 KesenaiTsumi

    Hehe….I agree too…there are two type of different dango…^.^ Since Clannad have been produced, there are a new type of hopping dango borned ^.^

  15. 15 Nranin

    Well you have to be the spoil sport then dont you X(
    jeez dont you have an imagonation
    let out your innerchile
    and they are cute!! so dont ruin it for others if you have a problem with it

  16. 16 Owari

    REPEAT THESE WORDS LOL:

    Dangos ARE cute
    Wether they hop around or lay happily on a plate with a stick through them is not the point
    I agree with Nranin “USE YOUR IMAGINATION”
    DON’T RUIN IT FOR EVERYBODY ELSE

    Even when they’re on a plate, they look VERY KAWAII and DELICIOUS! SO YEAH!

    DANGO DAIKAZOKU! I love’em and the song makes me happy as I bet it does for other ppl. If you have a problem with ‘em w/e but don’t spoil other ppls fun and IMAGINATION!

  17. 17 InsertNameHere

    Dude. Dango Daikozoku is a CARTOON. They’re SUPPOSED to move, hop around and have families. And what’s wrong with thinking they’re cute? It’s not like people are going, “DANGO!! IT”S SO CUTE!!” when they see REAL dango. It’s quite OBVIOUS they think that the CARTOON is cute.

  18. 18 ;asdkf

    1st of all if you’ve watched the show you would know that they know what the dangos are. They had an episode where tomoya put them on a stick for nagisa to sell and he said “sorry they’re not edible” or something like that so apparently they know the difference. It’s like we what we do here in the US is advertise little cuddly animals as candy or some type of food so yea don’t ruin it for everyone.

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