I came across this post regarding some Japanese blogger being certified by the Guinness World Records as the “MOST UNIQUE USERS ON A PERSONAL BLOG IN 24 HOURS”. Curiosity overwhelmed me and I decided to take a look at what quality of blogging actually gained such prestige.
I present to you, the zenith of blogging ever known to anyone or thing in the galaxies.
Here’s how you do it.
First, you have to add blank lines.
Then, add more…
And more…
HOLY CRAP SUZAKU!!! WTF HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
Alright, that was totally retarded, but you get what I mean. Seriously, I think people actually read those fucking blank lines. That epic OVER 9000!!! blog produces fucking awesome readers who can read the content in blank lines. Blank lines are better than words, even images too! This has got to be like, the best Guinness World Record in the history of Mankind.
That aside, here’s a image of Rei to aid you in getting over that traumatic experience.
And people complain about my web design…
This reminds me of Korean drama parody.
HUH?
Rei’s breasts are too big.
Baka-Raptor > Your web design’s nothing compared to this.
Panther > Huh?
0ne > That’s the 17 year old Rei from Evangelion Anima. It’s a prequel 3 years from the original Evangelion timeline.
@Baka-Raptor: Suddenly, I have come to love your design.
AHAHA, but yeah, this is pretty amazing, probably a bad joke? Maybe I accept the korean drama theory too.
lolwut?
Blank Lines - More powerful than despairing teachers and World Shattering kicks….
Ow ow ow painful text/bg color!
If you decode the content of the blank lines, there’s probably some deep philosophical musings and answers on the meaning of life in there…
There must be an ulterior motive to leave so many blank lines.. Must be some kind of black magic trick..
Anyway, gonna grab that Rei’s picture..
this post sux! i regretted clicking on it. but luckily the picture of rei more than make it up for it. rei is <3
Sasa > I’m pretty sure the award’s real, since he did actually blog about it.
C.I. > Blank lines are the newest weapons of mass destructions.
Caitlin > This post’s? Or Baka-Raptor’s site? LOL
Karura > The keyword is probably.
Fariz Asuka > Beat’s me. /shrugs
gordon > And I thought you loved Asuka.
Let me take you to 90000 comments and let’s beat this blogger!
Yes yes!
(ok I quit now.)
Ah blank lines work? O_o I guess it’ll be blank posts next. Oh yeah (:
LOL! We can all learn from him
he’s not that bad looking either XXXXXXD
So on one hand we have tl;dr, on the other… a Guiness World Record.
OTL
bluemist > LOL spammer.
Hynavian > I suppose they do, but you might have to be Japanese.
iss-sa > orz
Seconding blissmo. At least he’s cute.
Nyaa~
I waited 20seconds for the pictures to load, then I realise there’s no fugging pictures.
Perhaps it’s time for me to blog like this …
@ double,
yes i love asuka deeper than rei. but both are still <3
Blank lines? Guess I will try them out next time i hand in my essay.
Shin > I KNEW IT! YOU ARE GAY!
l-lawliet > What were you expecting? Porn?
gordon > You can only choose 1!
Stifler > Tell me what happens next.
oh no yaoi pics for me?
seriously the way he blogs is simply waste of bandwidth! ヾ(@_@)
its not too big if youre going by that official older rei picture.