Inspired by a classmate of mine, who I shall conveniently name Leeroy, here’s a method which just might work.
Here’s a quote from his mini “recruitment drive”:
Join the dance club, it’s really fun! When you go for club activities, you don’t have to do a single thing and the girls will approach you, asking you to play the role of their dance partner.
I’m not sure how true this, but if Leeroy speaks of the truth, then I’m sure you’ll be able to get out of your 2D love and fall head over heels for 3D instead. Weaboos have almost zero contact with any member of the opposite gender, but with this, the great wall of gender isolation will be smashed into smithereens.
You want to know how effective this is? Well, let’s say that once upon a time, Leeroy was a goodie two-shoes who placed his grades as top priority. Now, all he ever does is splurge his time on his co-curricular activities while screwing up the lives of his pitiful team mates in group assignments. Now you understand how he gets his nickname.
You, however, aren’t going to be as screwed up as him. You’ll be neglecting your otaku habits, which are frowned upon by the general public stereotype anyway. Might as well just dump all these for real life action and girls instead.
Otakus joining a dance club might not be as bad as one will think. After all, there’s the over-hyped Caramelldansen, the legendary Hare Hare Yukai and many more. Who knows, you might even get a whole dance harem.
So, what are you waiting for? Join it today and make many 3D friends of the opposite gender!!!
P.S. I take zero responsibility if the dance club you join happens to be filled with GAR manly beings instead of sexy/cute lasses. Also, as I detest Leeroy to the core, I’m never joining the dance club. And of course, over my dead body would I ever be teaming up with such an arse. After all, I value my life.
LOL
I cannot dance for shit though, so count me out of dance clubs. :\
Nyan nyan, nyan nyan, nihao, nyan? Gorgeous, delicious, deculture!
I was convinced to join a dragon boat team because of the promise of pretty girls, but what I got were just middle-aged men.
Nu r vi hr med, Caramell-Dansen! U-u-ua-uaaaa~~~~
And I did check out the dance club in my poly, just in case you were wondering.
After my experience with (ﾉゝ∀･)~キラ☆, I decided not to go to the real world ever again! >_<
But seriously…I have no rhythm at all…I can’t even do the “Hokey Pokey”…-_-
I can’t dance to save my life but I agree with the overall statement. The statement best way to quit an addiction is to get another one is kind of true.
Real girls or continued faithfulness to Ranka… Tough choice.
Ah. But what type of dance?
If all else fails, just perform the simplest “dance” step. Tap your feet, nod your head and random hands-in-the-air stance. If you’re the aggro type, try moshing.
Me, I just “dance” in the bedroom and poorly lit clubs/venues.
>>I cannot dance for shit though, so count me out of dance clubs. :\
>>But seriously…I have no rhythm at all…I can’t even do the “Hokey >>Pokey”…-_-
Guys, the point is not if you’re good at dancing or not, it’s about attempting a social activity you would never normally try. Do not fear embarrassing oneself. Also, clubs are not for the elite; they’re for introducing and teaching beginners and creating a “friendship network”, if you will.
Don’t worry, I’m not in any dance club so that’s one lesser GAR being for guys out there. XD
I like the Claymore Caramelldansen, it’s so mind blowing!!! Dance clubs should implement those moves into their dances…erm on 2nd thought, better not.
Dance is cool, but i prefer martial arts. xD
*Urgh Leeroys*
Not sure how joining a Nyan Nyan Caramelldansen Yukai dance club will automatically change you into a non-weaboo. Well, at least you’ll be exercising.
real girls go for guys that do yaoi
, join the yaoi club!!
ok that sounds like trolling but seriously if you want 3D girls in your real life, head out more often and meet more people rather than lock yourself playing hentai games.
dance club is a good idea.
For those who cannot dance > I can’t dance either, so don’t sweat it.
Kadian1364 > You won’t see me in the club as long as Leeroy’s in it. Not that I have the slightest interest in dancing anyway.
issa-sa > I’ve yet to exercise for a really long time.
pp > You yaoi fanboy, again.
LOL….I can only dance….on Dancing machines….But I can dance really well on it ^.^ But maybe some of you din’t considered that as dancing…haha
This doesn’t help me. I have no problem getting girls… I just tend to date asian girls (as in FOBs)
But my schools dance club is filled with fobby asian girls anyways, so nothing would change except that I would lost the little bit of manliness that I have
I’ve gone to several dance classes, but that was because I actually wanted to learn how to dance. The problem is if you don’t like dancing and go there only to meet girls, you’ll end up meeting girls who like dancing and maybe you will never see them anywere else…
In my university class we were 2 guys and like 20 girls. With that experience I can only say that “meeting girls” may not be all positive. I almost prefer 2D. Real people only bring trouble…
Ever think that we’re otaku/weaboo cuz we don’t WANT to meet real girls. Why do people assume that we wish we could get women but can’t? All the problems in my life have started when I found women, NOT when I couldn’t find women. And if my habits are frowned on by anyone (I live in Australia, no one here even knows anime so no one looks down on people who watch it), so effing what? Society’s habits are looked down on by me so we’re even. In true Japanese style, this article basically says “If you want to get laid, you have to be a pussy”. No thanks. Sex isn’t THAT good (especially with Japanese girls…who wants to screw a girl who acts like she doesn’t even want to do it?!)