After reading this, I came to the conclusion that Red Alert 3 is unbalanced. The Empire of the Rising Sun’s arsenal of wimpy weapons just isn’t enough to take on the likes of the manly Soviets or Allies. Not with the overly feminine Yuriko Omega or brainless King Onis. Let’s not forget the Jet Tengus who can’t do shit without pop songs and love triangles.
Also, if you take a look at the faction page, you will notice that the Soviets and the Allies have a current total of 21 units each, while the Rising Sun only has 20. What’s up with this nonsensical foul play?
As such, to balance the battlefield, I propose an entry for the 21st unit, which I shall bestow the name of Galaxy Drill.
Just as with all the units, there will be a standard of 4 attributes.
- The Drill is a Man’s Soul: All other being that are less GAR than the Galaxy Drill will have their souls erased.
- ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER: The Galaxy Drill’s power level surpasses that of the universe.
- Spiral Power Overflow: Green unidentified matter begins gushing out from the Galaxy Drill. Anything that comes into the slightest contact with it gets its existence erased.
- Unlimited Drill Works: The Galaxy Drill splits up into an infinite array of indestructible mini drill units.
Now that this balances out the odds, there’s nothing else to worry about. Yuriko can now retire and lead the life of the average Japanese high school girl. Now, all EA games needs is to hurry and churn out Red Alert 3 with the Empire’s 21st unit.
I’m waiting. I’m so excited.
I was actually half expecting you to make one on the ARX-7. lol.
I’m like…. speechless…. This is too epic to be played!
THE DRILL THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!1111
I think even Yuriko Omega will bow down to it.. I will be very amazed if such a mecha is placed in RA3..
BTW, how do you construct such a large mecha in the first place?
Unlimited Drill Works
I am the bit of my Drill
Steel is my body, and iron is my blood
I have created over a thousand drills
Unknown to wear, nor known to tear
Have withstood heat to drill through many objects
Yet, those drills will never pierce the Heavens
So, as I pray -
Unlimited Drill Works!
Talk about an imba unit.
you need buster machine 1, 2 and 6 too
“Spiral Power Overflow: Green unidentified matter begins gushing out from the Galaxy Drill. Anything that comes into the slightest contact with it gets its existence erased.”
Suddenly, you see the game bugging up and all the terrain is gone ^^;
It needs a new skill: The Blue Drill of Death. When used, a huge blue drill attacks the enemy, destroying them before turning round and attacking the screen, resulting in a Blue Screen of Death.